Midnight Wolf

SELECT * FROM Population WHERE NotAssholes

Seems pretty simple to me

Currently.

This bridge ain’t big enough for the two of us.

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You could even host a website where it is just ads, and not only do people pay for the privilege, but other people visit it, like it’s a point of interest.

I guessed this and I’ve only seen it posted once, years ago.

My short-term memory is ass but random posts on the internet, straight to the vault.

And sometimes y

He did the plumbing for the brother’s place.

Set up the toilet to pipe to the kitchen sink. “eat shit” as they say.

shrug

Survey says:

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god is into some real freaky shit. anyone tell him that we make silicone glow in the dark dildos?

Family

The “not my problem lol you figure it out” mode

Yeah yeah I didn’t count inflation but there’s no way in fuck that poor old granny is just under the thumb of inflation.

The point is that everyone wants to fuck everyone, but they are the victim because everyone else wants to fuck them. It’s greed from all angles, plain and simple.

I think everyone should get fucked and the housing bubble burst harder than the 08 implosion, frankly. Who is holding the bag isn’t my problem, but the situation now where everyone fucking everyone else over isn’t sustainable and is disproportionately screwing over the lower class. It’s not my fault that granny was banking on screwing over the millenials to trade up to a beachfront property in the keys

baby is inundated with ‘back in my day’, [redacted] ruined everything, complaints about life sucking ass, etc

9 months pass

baby pops out

immediately uses all their strength to jump to the nearest window ledge and yeet

Hold my beer, I’m going in

Skill issue. I eat my food raw. The explosive shits are just me speedrunning my bathroom breaks. Efficiency baby!

Oof, coming out of left field with a damn tank over here, when all this guy has is a plastic butter knife and sarcasm.

You got a link for this? Like, I don’t want it to be true but holy shit, what a sentence.

ootl did Paul Walker reincarnate and is doing a mash up of Xbox + FnF 17

Mmm my favorite

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So you’re saying granny would be fine with a 100% return on her investment at $36 for an offer? No? Shocked I say, shocked.

Granny is part of the problem. Not the biggest part of the pie, but still guilty.

full throttle

TKO