Personally, I think we should go fuck ourselves.

It doesn’t matter if an orangutan puts on a tie and gets a 9-5 job, even if they could speak and showed the ability to integrate into normal society…

At that point, I think he’d just get elected president.

Technically, wouldn’t he be an illegal immigrant?

I can appreciate this kind of mayhem.

Sounds good to me.

I bet if I squeezed your nose, it would honk.

That’s so weird. I wonder why this is happening all of a sudden? Oh well, I guess we’ll never know…

Back in the before times, everyone had metal buckles and eyelets and so forth on their shoes.

Ah yes, way back in 1995 when we all dressed like the Quaker Oats guy…

Congratulations!

Bottling things up is very unhealthy.

Who said that?

Jesus Christ. 15 years??

Yes, but it’s easy to confuse with the state when “D.C.” isn’t included.

Fucking pathetic.

I think the risk is also that there could be pipes with lead somewhere in the house.

Though you’re right, cities and towns should be replacing old lead pipes as well.

I always heard that drinking hot water from the tap was unsafe (at least where I’m from) due to the risk of lead being picked up from old pipes. Also sediment from the water heater.

Don’t be Nieves.

It almost looks like someone started to make a paper airplane out of it.